Elly LononAuthorSince 20156 ArticlesAbout Elly LononElly writes and plays the ukulele. She also makes jokes when she is nervous. She's nervous often. So the majority of her writing involves nervous jokes. Her first full-length book, AMONGST THE LIBERAL ELITE, is available for preorder now!ArticlesChildren Are A Bad ROI (Return On Investment)The Luxury Of Not Giving A Damn13 Things Women Do That Men Know Absolutely Nothing About10 Reasons A Woman Should Always Choose Her Face Over Her Butt10 One-Liners That Basically Sum Up Parenting Small ChildrenHere's The Facebook Status We All Need Right Now: Love. Must. Win.
